the manic hispanic

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Thursday, February 24, 2005

I have severe chest pains right now. For the past three hours. Should I go to work or just lay in bed?

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Paris Hilton has Ashlee Simpson's phone number in her Sidekick. Should I call Ashlee and ask her where I could send her a mix tape? Should I?

Friday, February 18, 2005

I had a headache from 5:30pm yesterday till about an hour ago. But now it's gone. See ya later headache. Since the headache is gone I am now ready to drink. Who is ready to drink with me? Seriously peoples, if you live in Chicago, like to drink copious amounts of liquor and don't work on Fridays please contact me. We will make things happen. I just made side one of my winter mixtape and it's totally cool. Let me know if you want a copy.

Right now I am listening to the new New Order and it sounds nice. Does anybody know when this comes out? I accidentally went to a blog that had the whole album available for download.

Lastly, big ups to The Queen of the Internets. Despite her hatred for the Arcade Fire she's a pretty cool girl. I say this cause she shares the same love for Gabe Kotter and The Sweathogs. It's just a real shame that she had to move to New York cause we could have started a "Welcome Back, Kotter" fan club. Kind of like Seth Cohen's comic book club, but much cooler.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

I just bought my tickets to Coachella. Are you going?

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Woah, yes. I had the best Super Bowl party ever on Sunday. Lots of drunk people, hot spinning from DJ Chairman Mao (aka me), an 8 pound ham, and very little viewing of the actual game. Great success. My favorite part of the night was when I blasted the " I Love Technology" song from Napolean Dynamite and brought fear across people's faces when they heard the screeching as Kip walks up to the mic. This experience is very similar to one that I had at a Super Bowl party about 3 years ago. For half time entertainment I wanted to do something special and I bought a pinata convinced that people would love it. Nobody loved it. Everybody looked at me like I was crazy with the "how dare he bring a pinata to the party" So the same thing happened again, three years later. It was a movie like moment. Room full people, talking loudly, loud music, and then silence with blank stares, all looking straight at me. Me, very drunk, smiling me. The smiling me turned into the uncomfortable smiling me/"did I just do something wrong?" me. People have to lighten up and have some fun. Seriously.

On a somewhat related note. I want to take this time to apologize to the bartender at Innertown Pub. I'm sorry that I told you that you had fake hair. I feel bad and embarrassed. I know you don't know me, but I feel bad that I was so obnoxious. Sorry.

P.S. The fake hair look good on you.

In other news, people are starting to leave comments. Yes.