Does somebody want to inform on why I got un-linked from the West Wash blog? Was it something I said or something I did? Did my words not come out right? I want answers.

...maybe it's racism.

Joe Strummer dying is the saddest thing. I love, love the Clash as they are one of my favorite bands of all time. They come in at either 1(a) or 1(b) depending what day of the week. Either way the Clash is amazing.

So we reply
I know that my life make you nervous
But I tell you that I can't live in service
Like the doctor who was born for a purpose
Rudie can't fail

Que pasa tios? You are now reading the blog of the soon to be floor director for Univision Chicago news. Hurray for me. Give it up to me cause I'm the fucking best. Speaking of which three hurrays to the Honorable Judge Harmar for making his national debut on the Osbournes last night. That was awesome. Speaking of awesome, the Andrew W.K. show at Luther's was the best thing ever. WAY better than Gun n Roses. Highlights of the night: Being on stage for "We Want Fun" and "Party Hard". At the end of Party Hard me and AWK had a small conversation....

Me: Thanks man. That was awesome
AWK: No, thank you.

And then two day later I get a call from Univision offering me an awesome job. Woohoo. Awesome.

Guess who's back? Back again... Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back? It's been awhile since I've rapped at y'all, but I've been pretty busy lately. Every morning for the past two months I've been waking up at 6:30am to go work in a filing room downtown with 5 ladies from the South Side with an average age of 39.498. I then come home after being on my feet for about 11 hours and take some Advil(cause my feet are sore) and contemplate where it all went wrong. Seriously though everythings going by really fast. You want to know how fast? This fast.

I'm in lovely Glenview for the day trying to write a couple cover letters and fax them, but I can't seem to get myself to write four interesting paragraphs about how cool I am and why they should hire me.

I really don't know what to say. It's been so long, but seriously nothing too exciting has happened lately except for the Gun n Roses concert and the fact that I'm going to see A.W.K on Thursday.I'm also trying to save up money so I can go to Australia in the spring so I can visit a certain someone( we'll call her "my girlfriend"). With that said feel free to send me cash, checks or your credit card number so I can buy a plane ticket.

For all those that are curious my Top Ten album list won't come till after the New Year. Not that you care. But I will try and unvail lists from now until the New Year like this list...
TOP THREE PEOPLE I FOUND MOST ANNOYING IN 2002: THE NAH BRAH AWARD
#1. The singer from the Vines. Somebody seriously punch this guy in the face.
#2. Steven from the Real World- "I think I've made some amazing points." and Steven I think I make an amazing point by stating that you're a total dork.
#3 Eminem- I enjoyed "8 Mile". I enjoyed his album. Specifically the line where he says "I'll put anthrax on your tampax." But here's my beef. He acts like a hard ass, but he picks on Moby and N'sync. Tupac wrote a song about how he had sex with Biggie's wife and Eminen write lyrics about how he's going to beat up Moby. Weak.

In other news, one of my roommates comes home and turns down/off the heat everynight while everyone else is sleeping. This is also weak. Not to mention that fact that has his own space heater in his room. Dood, it's like 9 degrees outside and I'm Colombian. Turn the shit up.

Alright kiddies. More Top of 2002 list will follow. If you're one of the three people that still go to this blog, I apologize for the lack of enthusiasm and love for the blog, but I'll try to blog more often. Word.