Guess who's going to Coachella this year again? Yours truly. There's been some talk on the internets about which one is better Coachella or Bonnaroo. Who cares if Radiohead is headlining Bonnaroo. If you haven't seen Radiohead yet you're stupid and if you find it necessary to drive to some farm in Tennessee to see them and watch Bonnie Riatt and the some guy who use to be Phish you're dumb. Me, I prefer the palm trees, green grass, and the mountains. And Daft Punk, Editors, Art Brut, White Rose Movement, DM, and Gnarls Barkley. Isn't Gnarls Barkley the best band name ever. Do you think Cee-Lo's daughter is going to roll into Coachella in a helicopter like she did on my Super Sweet Sixteen?

I need 2 tickets to The Arctic Monkeys. Willing to trade plasma or beans. Or cash.