1. Eight days straight of drinking and there ain't no stopping...Give it up for me cause I'm the fucking best.

2. The girl with the purple bouncy ball will get a call tonight. Wish me luck. Don't worry ladies if she doesn't agree to hang out I have plenty of purple bouncy balls to hand out.

3. I'm starting to feel sick. I wonder if it has anything to do with #1?

4.I am going to Champaign tomorrow to see the Alkaline Three. Champaign smells bad.

5. The Alkaline Trio is going on tour with Sum41 in the fall. That's a wack ass concert.

6. I turn 23 in 5 days. 23 on the 23rd. GOLDEN The party will be happening either at the Pub, Paul's Club, or my pants.

7. Did I just say in my pants? I'm sorry.

8. The World Cup starts in 1 month and one week.

9. The citizens of Ireland are asking their government to switch the clocks so that the Irish clocks match the clocks in Korea/Japan(sites of the Cup).

10. There is still only one winner...I can't give away the prizes or even start a new contest until I have two winners. Free Beans